NOTHING LEFT BUT CRUMBS (SOLD OUT)
“They sliced, they diced, and now they’re GONE!”
Our ETHOS ACTION FIGURES are officially SOLD OUT — faster than a Friday night reservation!
Huge thank you to everyone who pre-ordered, picked one up, or stood in line like it was 1997. Y’all made this drop legendary.
Meet the cast (if you were lucky enough to grab one):
Chef Classic 👨🍳
The OG of the kitchen. Frying pan in hand, moustache on point, and ready to flip your taste buds into another dimension. Limited edition sizzle included.
Needs Hands Stan 🔥🍷🚬
He’s angry. He’s fed up. He’s seen it all. Comes with a bottle of red and a mysterious little box. Not recommended for kids under 30.
Giuseppe Fusilli – The General Manager 🕴️⌚️
The suit is sharp. The stare is sharper. Crossed arms, high standards, and never misses a detail. Comes with authority and a watch set 10 minutes fast.
Tommy Collins – Bartender Supreme 🍸🍋
Cooler than the other side of the shaker. Complete with a cocktail kit a...
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