You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?! 🦐🍚👨‍🍳 Yeah. Yeah, we are. And not just that—he brought the whole squad with him. From crispy spring rolls to sweet soy duck ramen, our Chinese-style specials are bringing the heat and the humor. 🔥 You ever seen a shrimp in a chef hat toss a wok? Well now you have—and he’s kinda killin’ it. 🧑‍🍳💅 Slurp-worthy noodles? ✅ Golden fried wontons? ✅ Spicy orange chicken? ✅ A shrimp with more kitchen cred than half your exes? ✅✅✅ Stop by, snap a pic, and taste the crunch, the sauce, the glory. Just don’t ask for ketchup—we’re classy like that. 🦐🍜🥢🔥🍚✨😂 #ShrimpFriedThisRice #EthosEats #FoodComedy #AsianFusionMagic #RamenGoals #WokThisWay #NoodleObsession #SoySauceDrip #WontonWonder #EggRollEnergy #ShrimpChef #BowlGoals #RiceLife #FoodieHumor #DineWithStyle #DeliciousLaughs #BentoBlessed #FriedRiceFiesta #FunnyFoodie #CuteCuisine Want more shrimp in the kitchen? Just say the word. We’ve got a crustacean hiring spree underway.