Dear Nosefrida Fans, It has come to our attention that our product, Nosefrida, has created a paradigm shift in the baby booger industry. As a direct result of the increasing popularity of Nosefrida, there has been a frenzied movement away from the use of the archaic bulb syringe. Much like the horse drawn carriage, it has now become obsolete. While this impact boasts well for business, it also poses an overwhelming concern. This concern mainly stems from the fact that hundreds, potentially thousands, of homes have bulb syringes that are unusable solely because of our amazing, innovative, flashy, fancy, and glamorous Nosefrida product. Fridababy does not promote hostile takeovers of entire industries, nor do we promote the hoarding of useless products that create clutter and collect dust. We understand that many of our customers are angry about the space their old bulb syringe is taking up in their kitchen junk drawers. Fridababy accepts full responsibility for this crisis, but we have...