🧡Ethos + Hooters GILF night is back! 👵 We’re serving up boozy bangers as timeless as the legends behind the bar. Sip, savor, and celebrate with cocktails that pack a punch stronger than your grandma’s unsolicited life advice. 🍹 The Really Old-Fashioned – Just like Nana, this one’s aged to perfection. A stiff pour of whiskey, a touch of bitters, and a splash of wisdom you didn’t ask for. 🍸 The Dirty Shirley Temple-but-Don’t-Call-Me-Shirley – Vodka, grenadine, and a maraschino cherry that’s lived through the Great Depression. Sweet, strong, and just the right amount of scandalous. 🍾 Bingo Bubbly – Champagne and elderflower liqueur, because every GILF deserves a little sparkle (and a strong alibi for why she’s been winning bingo since ’82). 🥃 The Metamucil Mule – Vodka, ginger beer, lime, and just enough fiber to keep things moving… in more ways than one. 🍊 The Screw You Driver – Fresh OJ, vodka, and the passive-aggressive stare of a grandma who’s disappointed in your life ch...