📣 Breaking News: Ethos Has Officially Solved Pizza! 🍕➡️🎓➡️🧠 We’re not saying we’ve outsmarted Italy, but… our chef with a degree in mathematics and geometry has officially revolutionized pizza. Forget crust—why waste space when you can have 100% cheesy, saucy, pepperoni-packed goodness? Introducing CRUSTLESS PIZZA: THE FUTURE OF PIZZA SHAPES. 🔵 🔺 🟦 ✔️ More of what you love ✔️ Less unnecessary filler ✔️ Maximum flavor efficiency ✔️ Available exclusively at Ethos—probably the only place in Austin (or maybe the world? 🤔) serving it! Come experience the square, pyramid, and sphere that’ll change how you think about pizza forever. Your move, traditionalists. #CrustlessPizza #MathletesDoItBetter #PizzaWithoutBorders #NoCrustNoProblem #PizzaForTheFuture #GeometricGenius #100PercentToppings #OnlyAtEthos #CheeseScience #AustinEats #PizzaRevolution 🍕📐💡