Comment OLIVIA below for my Full Fake Assistant Playbook 👇 Hugh Grant saved a fortune AND became more desirable by creating a fake agent. Here’s how you can do the same with a fake assistant: Step 1: Create the Identity- Set up a professional email like name@yourcompany.com (I chose Olivia, obvi!) Step 2: Build the Positioning Scripts - Your assistant should never make you sound desperate. Instead of “Yes, when can we start?” they say “Let me check availability and get back to you.” Step 3: Create Scarcity Language: “Currently booked through [date]” “I have a waiting list of 3 people ahead of you” “[Your name] is very selective about taking on new clients” Step 4: Set Premium Standards - Your assistant can mention rates, requirements, and application processes that you’d feel awkward stating yourself. Step 5: Response Timing - Never respond immediately but always respond in a timely fashion as your assistant would be expected to. Remember: Emulate the successful company you...