"Do you have plans today?" Yes. I’m the official water goddess for my hot-n-azz alpacas who think they’re at a five-star resort smh. Chile, they done broke 3 pools tryna float n carryon. Now I stand here for hours holding the hose because the slip n slide wasn't good enough. Meanwhile, I'm sweating like a HOG! Y'all buy my book so I can hire a hose holding employee. Looking for excellent alpaca waterers 🤣🤣 Any takers? #blackfarmer #alpacafarm #blackauthor