Okay Matt from bondsuits already did the writeup so I'm just going to spend this caption talking shit about the Roger Moore movies. They tried to be funny. They weren't funny. There are a lot of things you can do to make fun of James Bond, as Austin Powers and Archer both proved. His name and his magical member are both world-famous secrets. But the Roger Moore movies warped their own plots around the stupid puns Bond whipped out to sound cool. Their "best" moments were fantastical nonsense, as were many core plot points; not just saving the world from nukes or "I expect you to die," And they haven't aged well. I would say that, in retrospect, they're more problematic than most of the films' history... Connery's yellowface aside. Well, at least he knew how to dress. #fittheyorfontthey #jamesbond #rogermoore