Truck and SUV commercials love showing their vehicles scaling high mountain peaks and ancient temples, but most dirt roads and mountain trails are simply too much for the average driver. Just look at this moron who got a Kia Telluride stuck on Black Bear Pass outside Telluride. In an October 1 announcement on social media, the San Miguel County Sheriff’s Office shared photos of a white Kia Telluride SUV high-centered on the side of the mountain trail. According to the post, the man was from South Carolina and drove up the one-way road “despite being advised not to do so by people in the area.” The incident left the vehicle “unstable,” and as a result Black Bear Pass and parts of the nearby Bridal Veil Road are closed indefinitely, the sheriff’s office adds. ✍️ Read the full story by tompettie at westword.com or at the link in our bio. 📸 San Miguel County Sheriffs #telluride #telluridecolorado #kiatelluride #denver #westword