🎤 The Rebirth
47 years young
25 years pro wrestling
14 years vegan
🧠 Only 2% have an IQ over 135
🥦 Only 2% are vegan worldwide
✋ Only 10% are left-handed
💉 Only 20% remained unjabbed
I check every box.
I’m a walking statistical anomaly.
I represent just 0.0008% of the world.
So I expect to be misunderstood.
I expect to be ridiculed.
I expect to create controversy.
I’m not like 99.9992% of you.
5 years ago, the NPCs tried to cancel me.
6 days from now, I return —
to reclaim what those who never understood me tried to take.
I’m not coming back to make you comfortable.
I’m coming back to shake it up.
I’m coming back to wake you up.
💀 The “Greatest Man That Ever Lived” is dead.
👑 The King of Controversy is born.
For those who’ve been afraid to say what needs to be said…
The KoC will be your voice.
And for those afraid to face the truth…
You’ve got 6 days.
📍 September 13 — Dallas, Texas
🎟️ majorleaguewrestling MLW— The Opera Cup
🔥 It’s just the beginning.
#AustinAries #...