🎂🍰 Happy Birthday, Coach Marla! 🍰🎂
In Kanna’s kitchen you preheat our grit,
mise en place set, every cue a perfect fit.
You whisk our form, you season our pace,
then serve a finisher with that “chef’s kiss” face.
Your cash-outs? The spiciest course of the day—
tabatas like espresso shots: short, strong, no sway.
Eight rounds later, we’re toasted just right,
proof that “small” can still pack a heavyweight bite.
You help our PRs rise like sourdough does,
knead in some courage, and finish with love.
Here’s to our fun-sized firebrand on the floor—
tiny in stature, mighty to the core. 💪
Happy Birthday, Coach!
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