I was not a conspiracy theorist until today…. PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT SHADOWS ARE ALIENS! That dark shape isn’t just because your body is blocking the light! They are sentient beings and they’re all in cahoots! The GOOD NEWS is I figured out how to defeat them. Just send me all your accounts and passwords neatly organized in an easy to read spreadsheet and I will send you the info you need to STOP THE INVASION!!! #savehumanity #usagainstthem #shadowaliens #idiots 📷 pearlcaliforniacountry