🚨 BREAKING: MAGA civil war ERUPTS as Republican lawmakers TURN on Kristi Noem for freezing billions in disaster aid and “causing a lot of f—— problems.” 💥 Even the GOP can’t stand the chaos queen they helped create. Welcome to the MAGA Hunger Games, where Americans drown while Noem polishes her Fox News audition reel. 🍿 💰 Towns are underwater. Families are sleeping in gyms. And what’s Kristi doing? Demanding her personal sign-off on every FEMA expense over $100K — because nothing screams “small government” like micromanaging disaster relief. “You’d think a former member of Congress would have more f—— respect for the institution she used to serve in,” one furious Republican said. Even Ted Budd is losing patience, blocking DHS nominees until his state’s hurricane funds get released. Meanwhile, FEMA’s paralyzed. Contracts stalled. Funds frozen. And Trump’s DHS is too busy filming Kristi’s propaganda ads to actually help Americans. 👉 Translation: People are homeless. Relief is s...