"I remember when I came to New York in 1999, I was here for 3 days, and I could only afford 1 meal because I needed the rest of the money for tolls to get back to Alabama - praying that somebody at the comedy club would offer me a wing or a fry so I could eat that day. Now I'm in this city, I got furniture, I got a job, my picture on phone booths, I got an hour special coming out and I'm watching my son sleep peacefully. ... It lasts for about 20 seconds and then the next thought is 'How the f*ck am I going to keep this all together?' That's the impulse that drives me." - #roywoodjr