Stephie Smalls and CJ Sullivan salute the Ultimate Dad of Week 9 — Joe Flacco, who turned back the clock, the thermostat, and every fantasy matchup by throwing for 470 yards and 4 touchdowns vs Chicago Bears. CJ paints the perfect picture: the man’s probably got a cortisone shot before kickoff, a Ben Gay rub-down at halftime, and still slung a near-500-yard day like it was a neighborhood toss with the kids. Smalls jokes every actual father watching just got demoted — their own kids staring like, “Why can’t you be like Joe Flacco?” #joeflacco #nflhumor #nflpodcast #stephiesmalls