🚨BREAKING: Alan Dershowitz says he’s fleeing NYC to escape Mayor Zohran Mamdani… and honestly? Sometimes the trash takes itself out. 🗑️✨ This might be the fastest improvement the city’s seen in YEARS! 👋 Shoutout to Zohran for running pedo-protectors out of town without breaking a sweat. 💪🔥 LIKE if you think this is leadership done right. SHARE to remind folks: we’re cleaning house — one creep at a time. #ZohranMamdani #NYCPolitics #NoDemLeftBehind #TrashTakesItselfOut #CleanUpNYC #Dershowitz #GoodRiddance #ProgressivePower #BlueWave2026 #OccupyDemocrats #ByeFelicia #ProtectOurKids #LeadershipThatMatters