Much has already been written about the overwhelmingly negative reviews for the show #AllsFair, starring #KimKardashian, #NaomiWatts, #NiecyNash, #GlennClose, #SarahPaulson, and #TeyanaTaylor.⁠ ⁠ Some critics are ranking among the worst TV of all time. But it’s also mind-blowingly camp, and there’s been too little celebration of the gob-smacking lines — Vicious! Defamatory! Ludicrous! Baffling! — spoken by its absurdly over-qualified (well, mostly) cast, which will make it essential viewing for hordes of Chardonnay moms and card-carrying gays.⁠ ⁠ THR ranks 20 of the most jaw-dropping lines from the first three episodes, from lowest to highest — or worst to even worse.⁠ ⁠ See the full ranked list at the link in bio.