Well, guys… the tour is over. 😭 But guess who NEVER ends? Us. Hozier Updates. The real eternal tour. 💀🔥 Yes, my gloomy angels, we’ve been here for 5 YEARS!!! FIVE!! Longer than most relationships, jobs, and diets. ✨ And since we’re all deep in our post-tour heartbreak, we’re taking this moment to drop photos, videos, and secret content we’ve been hiding like chocolate from a sibling. 🍫📸 Now tell me: are you sticking with us for another round of chaos, or are you leaving us like Andrew leaves the concept of resting? 😭💙 #HozierUpdates #5YearsOfChaos #Hozier #TourBlues #FandomNeverSleeps #HozierFans #hoziercommunity