At this point it’s sabotage, & I’m just going to have to get remeasured. Every Monday Night Countdown is now an adventure. I was solid last Monday until jason.kelce brought a big box of doughnuts. Then… well then I was my normal greedy, grateful self, and ate 4 of them. Which made the next shows outfit an adventure as well. I’m about to do better now. Just so you didn’t think I was lying. There’s video evidence. #RCconfessionals #ChroniclesOfAfatman #MondayNightCountdown