🚨 BREAKING: Gavin Newsom just HUMILIATED Trump with the most SAVAGE “medical report” EVER WRITTEN. 🧠🏋️‍♂️💉 In what may be the funniest and most BRUTAL troll in political history, Governor Gavin Newsom just released a fake physical that roasts Trump so hard it should come with a prescription. The headline? 👉 “Healthiest human currently alive or recorded in medical history.” 😂 Yes. That’s what it says. And it only gets better… 🩺 Newsom’s arteries? “Shimmering.” 🧘‍♂️ Heart rate? So calm the EKG asked if he was “meditating or just naturally enlightened.” 🧠 Brain scans? Only “an unusually active region for intelligence, multitasking, and being wildly productive before sunrise.” 🌲 Bone density? A radiologist thought they scanned a redwood tree. And the cherry on top? It was signed by “Dr. This Is A Joke.” 😂😂😂 But the message behind the mockery was razor sharp: while Trump’s doctor is busy calling an obese 79-year-old with alleged signs of dementia “perfectly healthy,” New...