Santa’s had enough milk. 🥛🧠🎅
After centuries of cookies and dairy, the man in red is finally in therapy for lactose overload. His breakthrough? Skipping the milk and hydrating with Jovē instead.
Because even Santa deserves a deep, cellular hydrationship. 💧
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