Welcome to the first #SaturdayStorytime. Hope you have fun. The year is 2017. We’re in Melbourne for the Invitational. If you don’t know it was a 2-3h team competition between USA, Canada, Europe and Pacific. Side note: massive respect to the athletes that travel from Australia to compete. We were all a little messed up. The day of the competition they brought us to the venue early, which is normal, we usually do a broadcast walk through and maybe touch some new equipment before live events. The showed us to our team locker rooms then asked us drop our stuff and meet down the hall. I figured we were heading to brief so I went pee first. Surprise! Actually we’re all getting drug tested. Perfect timing… To my relief I managed to muster up another round, but my sample was too dilute. I was over hydrated. this means they reject the sample. I Have to try again.. I was in pee jail and I Spent the next 3 hours there. I end up doing the broadcast walkthrough with my chaperone next to me then...