Listen, I know Jeff isn't about to hire Wayman and Micah, but can't he just call a tailor who will travel to him and cut a suit that fits? If he wants a stylist, I'll do it, hire me, I'll make you look basic but good and I'll make it easy for you, honestly, not that big a challenge.
I wouldn't make fun of him if he wasn't at Paris fashion week pretending that he bothered to get dressed so he could try and get a batch of LVMH brands on Amazon. None of us are falling for the idea that Amazon is for luxury, not yet.
And I don't normally make fun of peoples' faces, but I make exceptions for the faces those people clearly chose for themselves.
This has been episode 98 of fit they or fon't they.
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