🌟 The stars are in clown mode 🌟 Introducing the Red Nose Report: horoscopes with a clownish twist and zero regard for science. ♈ Aries to ♋ Cancer are up first. The rest of you will be summoned soon. If your moon is in drywall or your rising is in performance anxiety, this one’s for you. 👃 Created in the basement by clownatx 👁 Tell us if it’s too real or not real enough 🧃 Send this to your emotional support clown #clownatx #altcomedy #austincomedy #rednosereport #horoscope #funnyreels