Date night. Matching poses. Cute captions. Emojis over his face like he’s mysterious. Meanwhile… Sir has no pulse and zero opinions. Proof that social media will have you envying a mannequin. 😭 Not everything online is real — sometimes it’s just well-posed. #SocialMediaVsReality #DatingHumor #SoftLaunch #InternetComedy #DontBelieveEverything