👇👇👇Hilarious Christmas Jokes: “Christmas Shopping” I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She said, “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.” So I bought her nothing. “Santa’s GPS” Santa’s sleigh broke down in my neighborhood, so I offered him a lift. He said, “No thanks, I prefer to reindeer.” “Santa’s Diet” Did you hear about Santa’s new diet? It’s called “The Santa Clause” – he only eats cookies and milk. “The Christmas Star” I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. “Christmas Lights” My neighbor’s Christmas lights were stolen last night. The police asked him if he could provide any descriptions, but he said it was just too hard to shed light on the situation. “The Absent-Minded Elf” Why was the elf so cold at Christmas? Because he’d lost his “elf” at the North Pole! “Christmas Wish” My son wrote a letter to Santa asking for a baby brother. I guess he doesn’t understand that Santa doesn’t have that kind of pull. “Santa’s W...