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#WorkingWoman #ProTip It’s no secret that having breasts makes it inherently difficult to dress appropriately for work! And also that if your natural body makes it difficult to abide by corporate dress code policy, it’s not the dress code’s fault — it’s yours! 😀 As more and more of us #ProfessionalWomen trade in our WFH pajamas to return to the office, this daily struggle is top of mind. But no need to stress! Here’s 5 easy tips on how to keep your massive knockers under control at the workplace: 1. Strap Them Down — Make sure your tits won’t go flying out of your shirt. Strap those puppies rigidly in place with a bra or a straight jacket! 2. Cover Up — Don’t stop at two shirts, wear ten! Any evidence you are female is distracting and extremely unprofessional so the more layers the better! 3. Calm Your Tits — Ask them nicely to deflate for the day. From there you can fold them in half and cram them into a smaller bra size. 4. Leave Your Tits At Home — If your natural tits c...

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