“Stop boiling your eggs into fossils.” Egg timeline: 2–4 min: Soft & bougie. 6–8 min: Balanced king. 10 min: Hard-boiled perfection. 20+ min: Why are we doing this? 30 min: Fossil. Set a timer. Save a yolk. #FoodReels #CookingTips #KitchenFails #HomeCooking #BreakfastIdeas