Everyone claims to love the “serenity” of the off-season. It’s a wonderful euphemism for hypothermia and grey skies. But if you play Darlene Love loud enough, you can almost convince yourself that standing alone on a damp beach in Long Branch is a festive choice rather than a cry for help. On the bright side, nobody is charging you twenty dollars to park. Link in bio. #longbranch #jerseyshore #nj #winterbeach #wearyourmemories