Alfa Romeo. It’s what happens when you take a beautiful Italian sculpture and decide to arm it with enough carbon fiber flick-ups to decapitate a passing pigeon. It has a front splitter so low and aggressive that it would peel the tarmac off the road like a wet orange before the engine has even cleared its throat. This is a car designed for people who find the concept of a “sensible hatchback” deeply offensive and want to arrive at their destination smelling of burnt rubber and adrenaline. Is this the most beautiful object ever built by man, or is it just an overpriced way to get banned from every circuit in Europe? #AlfaRomeo