ITS MY BIRTHDAY. It’s KEEPS trying to call me… but if I don’t answer, I don’t age, right? That’s how it works. I’m fairly sure. Instead of counting candles, I’m getting ready for another lovely day in Paris, which feels like a far superior way to handle the situation. If one must get older, one should at least do it with good coffee, beautiful streets and cake before 10am, right? #birthday #diva #paris #eiffel #gaysofinstagram