Well hello, you long termers know me very well by now, but did you know: - that front door has been painted 7 times In 5 years - I have been clean from custard creams for 42 days, and 8 hours 💁🏻‍♂️, I can’t say the same about kitkats 😂🤣 - Dave and I went on our first date 11 years ago, it lasted 10 hours spanning two meal times - you might recognise me as the blonde child from the airtours holiday brochure 2002 💁🏻‍♂️😂🤣 - I have never drank a pint, and I have never had a kebab! I was a drunken pizza sort of guy! - I lost the tv show best house in town in 2019 - I only learnt to float last year 🏊 - I wrote a book with 3 others in 2020/ 2021 (it was a Amazon best seller) I am pretty sure these is more! But I can’t think haha! But I am intrigued, are you new? How long have you been here? What do you remember? #jackdmarch #interiors #gaysofinsta #introduction #gayuk