Breaking News from Singapore’s hottest (and now coolest) gym! ❄️ To capitalize on the overwhelming post-2026 Winter Olympics demand for bobsleigh training right here in sunny Singapore, we’re proud to announce the addition of a state-of-the-art ice facility and professional bobsleigh training at Oompf! Finally, you can train like an elite athlete… by lying perfectly still on our benches in the ultimate aerodynamic position. Maximum gains, minimum movement: just lie down, look fast, and let physics do the heavy lifting! Important Disclaimer: Please note that previously purchased Personal Training sessions do not include access to our new bobsleigh aerodynamic efficiency program. You will still be expected to perform squats, deadlifts, rows, and actual workout! See you on the ice… or under the barbell #aprilfoolsprank