🌸 He is not available right now. Or ever. 🐾 We tried to reach him. He has ascended. 🌊 Three feet above the water. Eyes closed. Not a ripple. Not a thought. Not a single notification has touched this man in six business days and you can physically see it on his face. 😤 The pool didn't ask for this. The pool is honoured. 🌸 While you're out there refreshing emails and spiralling about things that haven't happened yet — he is literally floating above his problems. Not metaphorically. Not as a coping mechanism. Actually, physically, geometrically above them. ✨ No thoughts. No bamboo. Just vibes and altitude. 🎋 We don't know how long he's been up there. We don't know how to get him down. We don't know if he even wants to come down. He doesn't. 🐾 Peace was never found. It was levitated to. 🌸 #ai #aislop #prompts #redpanda #dailycontent