Major Payne was a menace to everyone, but he got those kids in shape regardless. 😂🫡 In Major Payne (1995), Damon Wayans stars as the titular Major Benson Winifred Payne, a hardened Marine who attempts to whip a group of misfit JROTC cadets into shape alongside school counselor Emily Walburn, played by Karyn Parsons. The film is famously remembered for Payne’s hilariously morbid reimagining of The Little Engine that Could as a grueling war story to motivate his young squad. #majorpayne #90s #damonwayans #scarymovie #millennials