🍫 He requested a photo dump. We said no. You're looking at the photo dump. 🐾 We didn't greenlight this. We didn't budget for this. We didn't even know he had access to the scheduling account until it was already posted and the wrappers were already everywhere. 😐 This is his official closing statement on the KitKat heist of 2026. His terms. His timeline. His completely unsolicited and legally inadvisable documentation of events that we as a platform cannot confirm or deny took place. 🎋 413,793 bars. He has thoughts about all of them. 🍫 Nestlé is still looking for the truck. We are not looking for the truck. We know where the truck was. We have said too much. 😤 The investigation is ongoing. His digestion is also ongoing. Both are expected to take some time. 🕯️ Italy to Poland is a long route. Apparently it got a detour. 👁️ This is the last post about the KitKat heist. He said probably. 🐾 Case closed. Bars open. No further questions. 🍫🔥 #redpanda #kitkat #aiphotos #aip...