Vegas really tried to humble me… but then I found $1 beers, $2 shrimp, and $5 breakfasts 😌 Why would I pay $28 for a cocktail when Stage Door is literally flirting with me for a dollar? If you’re eating Strip prices, that’s a you problem. We’re not broke. We’re financially seductive. Eat cheap. Drink cheaper. Wake up with breakfast under $7 like nothing happened. This is the kind of info you gatekeep… but I’m toxic generous 😘 Save this for your Vegas trip. Send it to the friend who orders bottle service and complains about rent. 👑 #Kingsanity #VegasCheapEats #TravelTok #FoodTok #budgetbut