POV: Eric Gaylord before he ‘ascends’ to staff at Marion Crime Chronicles... back when his only crime was whatever’s left in that little baggie. 😭🪞 Bro went from fiending in the shadows to judging the whole town like he’s the Marion Messiah. Now he’s out here posting your mugshot faster than he can rail a line off his admin dashboard. ‘Thou shalt not steal’... unless it’s my next bump, right Eric? 💨 Man’s got the moral high ground... but only because he’s standing on a pile of empty eight-balls. Hiding behind that keyboard like ‘I’m just reporting the news’ while his pupils are doing the witness protection program. Keep chronicling those crimes, king – we all know the biggest one is what you’re doing to your septum. 🤡🔥 Stay classy, Marion... and stay away from Eric’s ‘research’ sessions. 😂💀 #EricGaylord #MarionCrimeChronicles #HolierThanThou #CrackheadAdmin #MarionRoast