POV: HR asked me to “circle back” on the Epstein files, but my direct deposit said “let’s table this till next quarter.” 🚤💀 Rent due. Morals pending approval. Boss shopping like guilt isn’t taxable. If you see me smiling in the team meeting, mind your business… I’m unionizing in my head. #epsteinfiles #corporatehumor #rentdue #darkhumor #memereels