That moment you read the news and immediately feel like the helicopter from Goodfellas is circling your house. Phone listening. WiFi blinking suspiciously. Battery dropping 10% every time you open an app. Your dog making eye contact like he’s been briefed. Me all day: normal citizen Me after reading headlines: driving in circles checking rearview mirrors 😭 We really living in a “just put the phone down slowly” era. #goodfellasenergy #povlife #fckice #newsoverload #maincharactermoment