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Hippo ๐Ÿฆ› attack ๐Ÿซช While I was trying to beat the village record, I indeed hooked a 24 pound Tiger Fish ๐ŸŽฃ Suddenly a mad Hippo attacked our boat ๐Ÿ™ˆ I can tell you, I was in shock ๐Ÿ˜ณ as you can see. I was standing in the boat, when he attacked out of nowhere ๐Ÿซฃ I had a nanosecond to decide: A. drop my fishing ๐ŸŽฃ rod and lose the record winning ๐Ÿฅ‡ Tiger Fish B. Drop the road, grab the boat ๐Ÿšค and save my life. Being a Math ๐Ÿงฎ Man, I calculated faster than AI: God gave me 9 lives, I still had 2 more left ๐Ÿ™Œ So, I put the rod between my teeth and grabbed the boat, and stayed inside. He followed us for a mile the mad monster and he was fast. My friends told me: โ€œGorilla, itโ€™s impossible to do a safari on Balenciaga flip flops ๐Ÿฉด the animals will catch and kill you.โ€ My answer: โ€œIโ€™m a Silverback, itโ€™s my habitat too. And at least, I will die in fashionista style.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‡ After my speaking tour in South and East Africa, I visited my old friend in Tanzania ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ We toured 2 w...

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