We did not schedule this. We cannot explain this. We are taking a break. 🐾 He found the camera. That's all we know. That's all we're prepared to say. 😐 The pants situation we noticed immediately and addressed zero times because frankly the energy in that room was not one where pants were going to be a productive conversation. 🎋 The shirt is open. The shirt has chosen to remain open. The shirt is not coming back and it has made its peace with that decision. 😤 The poses. We need a moment. 👁️ Nobody directed this. Nobody art directed this. Nobody stood behind a monitor saying "yes give me more of THAT" — he simply found his angles, found his light, found something deep within himself that the rest of us have clearly not found yet and will spend considerable time thinking about. 📸 The camera didn't ask questions. Smart camera. 😐 We called time out at pose number four. We are still in time out. We are comfortable here. 🐾 Unscheduled. Unexplained. Undefeated. 🔥 #redpanda #a...