BREAKING: Fernando Mendoza, the former Indiana University QB and Heisman trophy winner, is reportedly withdrawing from the 2026 NFL Draft to sign with DSARM Elite. Mendoza was expected to go 1st overall to the Raiders before dsarm swayed him in the final minutes leading up to the draft using a lifetime LinkedIn membership and $746 worth of sliding mitts. This move was announced via Mendoza’s LinkedIn late Thursday. Will dsarmelite be able to defeat Pottstown now? #baseball #humor #nfl #homerun #comedy