DSARM Elite added some more firepower to their lineup early Sunday morning…👀 DSARM Elite acquired Shohei Ohtani from the dodgers for $3B in cash. Acquired both lebron and bronny from the lakers in exchange for 3 Nike sliding mitts. Acquired Thanos in exchange for the fate of the universe. Acquired bruceisbatdog from the nationals in exchange for $500 worth of V-Bucks. Acquired willtaylorbb from baseballbatbros in exchange for 5 2026 Rawlings Icons. Acquired tylerntoney from dudeperfect in exchange for the DSARM Elite Ford Sprinter van. Acquired free agent tombrady in exchange for the entire country of Belgium. Acquired isaiahishmail from Pottstown Scout Team in exchange for a DSARM Elite Nike Tech. Per jeffpassan #baseball #comedy #perfectgame #perfectgameusa #humor