🐾 Drop your level. No judgement. Some judgement. 😐 💀 LEVEL 1 — COMATOSE Floor. Not bed. Floor. The chain is still on somehow. This is important information about who he is fundamentally. No explanation forthcoming. None available. 😴 LEVEL 2 — FUNCTIONING ZOMBIE Milk on the counter. Cereal dry. Eyes half open. Technically vertical. Society has accepted this as participation and we respect the bar. 🎋 ☕ LEVEL 3 — COFFEE DEPENDENT The mug is enormous. Both paws committed. Eye contact with the coffee only. Everything else is peripheral and irrelevant until further notice. 😐 LEVEL 4 — PRESENT BUT NOT PARTICIPATING Screen off. Has been off. Will remain off. Presence confirmed. Engagement unconfirmed. Chain still on which means hope remains. 😤 🙂 LEVEL 5 — BASELINE Standing. Dressed. Wayfarers deployed. Chain out. This is the ceiling today and the ceiling is acceptable and Wednesday has been informed. 👁️ 😏 LEVEL 6 — ACTUALLY FINE Something shifted. The lean is intentional. The s...