🕺 Full gas. No brakes. Monday never knew what hit it. 🐾 We are not slowing down. We were never slowing down. Slowing down was never a option that existed on today's menu and the menu has been set since 6am and it says dance until further notice and further notice is not coming. 😐 Last Monday he danced. This Monday he arrived differently. This Monday he arrived with something extra that last Monday didn't have and last Monday was already significant so what's happening right now is genuinely uncharted territory for a weekday. 🎋 Full speed means the footwork doesn't stop. Full gas means the chain is involved at every stage. No brakes means the people around him have simply accepted their role as witnesses to something that has no off switch and no planned conclusion. 😤 The floor knows. The floor has been knowing. The floor has been quietly preparing for Mondays specifically since this whole situation started and today the floor is vindicated. 👁️ Monday tried its usual energy. ...