The sun rose. It had a face. The face was his. Nobody asked for this. The sky didn't ask for this. The Teletubbies didn't ask for this and they invented this and even they are somewhere right now deeply reconsidering their legacy. He is UP THERE. In the sun. Making eye contact. Not blinking. Not rotating away. Not doing what the sun is supposed to do which is provide warmth and vitamin D from a respectful 93 million miles. Just… there. Face first. Maximum proximity. Zero concept of personal space between himself and everyone on the entire planet simultaneously. AI was asked to render this. AI rendered it. AI has not been the same since and we mean that in a technical sense — something in the model shifted when it processed a red panda achieving solar headshot mode and we are monitoring the situation closely. The intensity is not a setting. The intensity is a fixed state. The intensity has always been there we just didn't know it lived in the sun until today. Tinky Winky is f...