🖕 He's been greeting everyone. All day. Very enthusiastically. 🐾 Someone told him it was hello. We don't know who. We would like to have a word with who. 😐 He woke up this morning with a new social skill and has been deploying it at every available opportunity with the warm open energy of a creature who genuinely believes he is making friends and connections and positive first impressions everywhere he goes. 🎋 The postman got a hello. The postman did not take it well. The postman is no longer our postman. 😤 Three strangers on the street received enthusiastic greetings. Two walked faster. One greeted him back and now they're best friends and we don't know how to explain the foundation of that relationship going forward. 👁️ He waved hello at a passing car. He waved hello at the camera. He waved hello at his own reflection with such genuine warmth that the mirror felt things. 🐾 Nobody has corrected him yet. Nobody wants to be the one to correct him. The greeting is wrong. The...