Baby Red Panda 🫧 Breakdance. Jelly balls. Simultaneously. We watched. We said nothing. 🐾 Someone introduced him to breakdancing. Someone else left jelly balls on the floor. These two facts collided at approximately 2pm on a Tuesday and what followed cannot be fully captured in language but we are attempting it anyway out of professional obligation. 😐 The headspin started normal. Normal is relative here but by the standards of this operation it started within acceptable parameters. 🎋 Then the jelly balls made their presence known. Not aggressively. Just structurally. Just in the way that several hundred spherical unstable surfaces make their presence known when a red panda commits full bodyweight to a windmill and the floor becomes a variable. 😤 The chain was spinning. The jelly balls were also spinning. Everything was spinning at different speeds in different directions and the combined physics of the situation produced something that three separate dance styles could not have pre...