Mini Red Panda assessed the influencer landscape. He has assigned you a number. Accept it.
Ten types.
One of them is you.
Mini Red Panda went through the full roster with the energy of someone half the size and twice the discernment of anyone currently working in this industry and pointed directly at your category without hesitation or apology. π
The fitness ones know who they are.
The food ones are eating while reading this.
The travel ones are somewhere with better lighting than everyone else and a caption that makes it look effortless because for them it genuinely is. π
The dramatic ones have already commented twice.
The aesthetic ones screenshot this without engaging because engagement affects the grid energy.
The educational ones are fact checking the caption right now and we respect that completely. π€
Number 7 thinks they're a 3.
Number 3 secretly wants to be a 10.
Number 10 doesn't need to want anything because Number 10 simply is and the algorithm responds accordingly. ...
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